"Rather than love, than money, than faith, than fame, than fairness, give me truth." – HDT
s.f. makes you fat and hairy
by alexander johnny
hey ladies where’s the gym?
(short gasp…spots a leftover twinkie in the distance)
(satisfied twinkie connoisseur)
i like turtles
please sah, may i have s’more beggin’ strips? oi’d be much obloiged.
(thinks to himself)….hmmmm… fried chicken, orrrrrrrr that week old milk steak?…… i like fried stuff though. maybe i could fry the milk steak….? i’m seriously a genius. no one understands me. i should get a medal or something. or a milk steak. fried.