s.f. makes you fat and hairy

by alexander johnny

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hey ladies where’s the gym?

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(short gasp…spots a leftover twinkie in the distance)

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(satisfied twinkie connoisseur)

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i like turtles

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please sah, may i have s’more beggin’ strips? oi’d be much obloiged.

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(thinks to himself)….hmmmm… fried chicken, orrrrrrrr that week old milk steak?……
i like fried stuff though. maybe i could fry the milk steak….? i’m seriously a genius. no one understands me. i should get a medal or something. or a milk steak. fried.

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